my friend sarah and i were messing around on omegle, and every time some guy with his dick out popped up, he asked “SHOW TITS”. so i would politely get up and flash him with compassion. some of them actually thought i was a girl. hmph.
I woke up at like, 6:30am, and was like, HOLYFUCKINGSHIT I HAVE TO PEE. So I went to the bathroom, and started going. I don’t know what I was thinking, but I let go of my thanggggg, and it kind of fell into my pants, I think? So I like, totally wet my pants. It was embarassing. But I laughed. I went back to bed naked, because I didn’t wanna find anything to wear, I was fucking tired. Anyway, that’s my story.