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prettyflower001 asked: OH PROBABLY AND GUESS WHAT IT WAS.
prettyflower001 asked: guess who figured out mommy and daddy's password? :3
last night was so much fun.
my friend sarah and i were messing around on omegle, and every time some guy with his dick out popped up, he asked “SHOW TITS”. so i would politely get up and flash him with compassion. some of them actually thought i was a girl. hmph. but it was so funny.
i got a new puppy!
her name is millie, short for millicent. she’s so cute. she’s a yorkie. ah!
we're going puppy shopping.
our puppy died not too long ago, and we’re looking at new puppies. i’m wondering, is “mister” a cool name for a small dog?
i feel incredibly dumb,
i’m not doing the “day 1, 2, 3,” thing anymore, i always forget, and i don’t wanna look lazy or something. so yeah.
i wet my pants today:/
Seriously. I woke up at like, 6:30am, and was like, HOLYFUCKINGSHIT I HAVE TO PEE. So I went to the bathroom, and started going. I don’t know what I was thinking, but I let go of my thanggggg, and it kind of fell into my pants, I think? So I like, totally wet my pants. It was embarassing. But I laughed. I went back to bed naked, because I didn’t wanna find anything to wear, I was...